* You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
* Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
* A miser is a rich pauper.
* Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
* We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday.
* No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.
* If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping.
* Pray up in advance.
* [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?
* I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
* Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
* K-mart is not the only saving place.
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