PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Protestant Churches.
USHERS: The only people in the church who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.
AMEN: The only part of any prayer that everyone knows.
BAPTISTRY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
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