* What happens to a baby duck before it grows up? It grows down.
* I once read a book about anti-gravity. I just couldn't put it down.
* Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf"
* Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
* What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop!
* Is a fjord a Norwegian automobile?
* I looked up synonyms for "diet" in my thesaurus, and found myself at words for a loss.
* Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
* A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.
* Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
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