Some classic typos from church Bulletins around the world
* Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
* If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.
* Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
* Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well With My Solo."
* Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
* If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
* We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
* Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."
* Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.
* Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
* Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
* The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church boared.
* As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.
* Fifth Sinday is Lent.
* Thank you, dead friends.
* Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
* Lent is a period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
* Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits. We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
* For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
* Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
* Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess need assistance in next month's food drive. Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
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