Anyone Could Do That!!

In the Moscow Circus a beautiful woman lion tamer would have a fierce lion come to her meekly, put his paws around her, and nuzzle her with affection. The crowd thundered its approval. All except an Armenian who declared, “What’s so great about that? Anybody can do that.” The ringmaster challenged him, “Would you like to try it?” The Armenian’s reply came back: “Yes, but first get that lion out of there.”