After God had made the animals He asked them to go forth and multiply, and then to re-assemble in 12 months time to see how they were getting on. 12 months later the Mr and Mrs of the species paraded with their off-spring. Mr & Mrs Lion and their pride - God said “Well done”. Mr & Mrs Horse with their small herd were next - God was pleased with the results. Next came Mr & Mrs Rabbit with their multitude of offspring and God was more than impressed! Next came two snakes slithering by and God said “Hang on a minute,... why is their only two of you, when I asked you to go and multiply?”
“Oh, sorry God, but we’re only adders!!”
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