A Scotsman and an Irishman on death row were scheduled for back to back executions. On the appointed day, the warden asked each if he had a last request.
"Yes, sir," the Scotsman said. "I'd really like to hear some bagpipe music one last time."
"And you?" the warden asked the Irishman.
"Please," the Irishman pleaded, "Kill me first."
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