The T V is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the faith.
It destroys my soul. It leads me in the
path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Christian
responsibilities, there will be no interruption
for the T V is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial
for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It anoints my head with humanism
and consumerism, my coveting runneth over;
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all
the days of my life and I shall dwell
in the house watching T V Forever..
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