Saturday, June 14, 2008

Mutonyms!

(Change one letter to make a new word)
REVOLTING DOOR - an entrance/exit device that pushes back with equal force against the push you apply.
AIRPORK - where pigs go to practice flying
COMPOTER - electronic device for making fruit desserts
NONSCIENCE - your reply to that nagging feeling that you're doing something you shouldn't
MOTORCYCOE - a homicidal killer on two wheels
SINONYM - euphemism for doing something bad
SINTAX - a payment made to the state to buy forgiveness
SMALLPIX - high-resolution thumbnail images
CANFERENCE - annual gathering of down-sized employees
DADGET - a device that fixes things around the house
INJEST - to eat something that tastes funny
KONGRESS - Queen Kong
INSTINCK - how a skunk finds his way home
PAPLE SYRUP - communion juice concentrate
TOFFEE BREAK - Englishman's mid-morning rest from work
WEDMASTER - person who presides over Internet marriages

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