Thursday, June 19, 2008

Definitions which are truer than they seem!

SPONSORS: People who make television programs possible and impossible at the same time
OFFICE FILING: An orderly system of misplacing important papers
ORAL SURGERY: The hospital department where they try to talk you out of it.
PERFECTIONIST: One who takes great pains and gives them to other people
NEUROTIC: A person who worries about things that did not happen in the past instead of worrying about something that won’t happen in the future ... like normal people.
ANTIQUES: Fugitives from a junk yard with a price on their heads...
A BORE: Someone who persists in holding their own views after we have enlightened them with ours...
CONTRALTO: A sort of low music that only ladies sing.

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