Friday, December 14, 2007

How well do you know your carols?

Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Ni.. (cough!, hack,!!)
The following Christmas carols could have been written by government departments. Can you guess the original titles?
1. Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief
2. Embellish Interior Passageways
3. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
4. Soundless Nocturnal Period
5. Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural
6. The Yuletide Occurrence Preceding All Others
7. Precious Metal Musical Devices
8. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males
9. Caribou With Vermilion Olfactory Appendage
10. Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural
11. Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize
12. Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future
13. Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere
14. Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O’clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period
15. Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem

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