Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Some Delivery!

The minister had travelled from Birmingham to London to attend to the details of a new liturgical banner that was being made for his church. On his arrival he discovered that he had lost the piece of paper with the details on, so he sent his wife a telegram asking her to send details by return. When the answer arrived at the Post Office the Postmistress almost fainted when she read:
"UNTO US A CHILD IS BORN. EIGHT FEET LONG. THREE FEET WIDE. ASSORTED COLOURS."

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