Times Have Changed

If Jesus were to do his same ministry on Earth today
He would be wanted by...
...the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
...the EPA for killing fig trees,
...the AMA for practicing medicine without a licence,
...the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
...the Education Department for teaching without a certificate,
...Occupational health and Safety for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,
...the RSPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
...the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,
...and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit.