Some Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

When you like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.
When the parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.
When your favourite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today".
When a big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.
When your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
When your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.
When your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.
When somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.

by George Burns