Thursday, June 20, 2013

Globalisation

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor
using Brazilian medicines.
This is posted here by an Australian
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer
that uses Taiwanese chips
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
unloaded by Maltese wharfies,
and trucked to you by resident Kiwis.
That, my friends, is Globalisation!
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