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In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life: "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terr...

The following poem was written by Nicholas Peters just after the outbreak of World War II in 1939. Peters, who lived for some years at Grand...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "So...

I got up early one morning And rushed right into the day; I had so much to accomplish That I didn't have time to pray. Problems just tum...

All of us are watchers - of television, of time clocks, of traffic on the freeway - but few are observers. Everyone is looking, not many are...

The year is 1902, just over one hundred years ago - here are some U.S. statistics for that year: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was...

Failed in business in 1831. Defeated for Legislature in 1832. Second failure in business in 1833. Suffered nervous breakdown in 1836. Defeat...

Forgiveness is the fragrance that a violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain -

The true God does not say, "Crucify the enemy." He says, "Crucify your heart so I can create in you a new one."

Jesus was crucified not in a cathedral between two candles, but on a cross between two thieves. - George F MacLeod -

When you are coasting, you are either losing speed, or going downhill.

The Master was asked, "What is true spirituality?" He said, "Spirituality is that which succeeds in bringing one to inner tra...

If you have a penny and I have a penny and we exchange pennies, you still have one cent and I still have one cent. But if you have an idea ...

* Smile. It takes 72 muscles to frown and only 14 to smile. * Speak to people and call them by name. The sweetest music to anyone's ea...

The Prince of Wales' chef, one Henri Carpentier, had a minor kitchen catastrophe one day when he accidentally set fire to a dish he was ...

(PLEASE DO NOT TRY THESE OUT!) 1. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote cont...

How much of the day are you awake? You think, I gotta get the dry cleaning, I gotta get going, and this and this. All of a sudden it's d...

A patient limped into his doctor's office complaining about his sore foot. The doctor handed him a large pill. Just then, the nurse call...

The sixteenth century mystic, Ignatius of Loyola, said that at the time of his conversion he had no one to turn to for guidance, so the Lord...